I've been on a short hiatus (major life transition and computer problems) I like to make it up by throwing the haiku bot spot light on none other than Cap'n Slappy of Talk Like a Pirate Day!
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku, (or "Pi-Ku"): Oh, Gilligan's Island! / Choose: Maryann or Ginger! / Ye cannot have "both!"
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Smoke swirls round me pants. / At first I thought - "Cannon smoke?" / Nope. Me foot's on fire.
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Cupid as Pirate / No bow and arrow for him! / BLUNDERBUSS o’ Luv!
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Cold steel pierces skin. / Pain wakes me up hours later. / With man-nipple ring.
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Me LUV is the sea! / She says, "Are you wearing that?" / She's a harsh mistress.
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Oh, me blunderbuss! / Loaded with coconut shards. / A "death colada!"
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): "Reality Shows!?" / I don't need a Lava Lamp! / On "Pimp Me Cabin!" (Cap'n's Edition!)
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Ye cheeky monkey! / Pesky poo peltin' primate! / Feces flingin' fool!
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): They call him, "Flipper." / Ear-piercin' dolphin cackle! / He's a navy spy!
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Damn this reddish paint! / With just a hint o' purple! / HATE bein' "Marooned!"
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku") Pirate attributes: / Barnacle tenacity / and Squid squishiness.
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Tempt me not to fight! / Ye'll get a savage beat down / with fists and forehead!
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
Today's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): I'll not steal yer grog! / At least not the cheap stuff, lad. / Not while ye're lookin'.
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku") Pirate Superfriends / Won't let "Aquaman" join 'em! / "Keelhaul for Justice!"
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): If this rain keeps up / I'll put Sponge Bob to good use! / Cautionary Tale. #ITLAPD
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Me eyes are puffy / Not from lily-liveredness! / Exhaustion - from joy! (Splendid day!)
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin' pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): I've got a wee cold! / But thar be no chicken soup. / I'll just boil a squid!
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku") Hold fast the hemp rope! / The price o' soft, supple hands! / "Weasel Grease Slippage."
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Ye badly misnamed / yer cereal, Cap'n Crunch! / "Sugar Coral Squares."
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku") Anchor snagged on rocks. / "Damn ye, anchor-stealin' rocks!" / Irretrievable.
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Pirate or Actor / I don't so much tread the boards / as I do "pound" them.
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or Pi-Ku): A ferocious sea! / Pitching hard, starboard to port. / "Rock-a-bye, pirate!"
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
@pinktank1 Ahoy Luv! Aye, they've been loverly moons! The weather here in wee Oregon has been unseasonably hot and humid! I'd like rain.
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (Or "Pi-Ku"): Me sassy parrot / "Mr. Know-it-all Bird Brain!" / Wins every debate.
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Scurvy Awareness / But what color our ribbon? / Aye! I know! "Lime Green!"
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Damn water shortage! / The tea just isn't the same / when made with urine!
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): I've not bathed in weeks. / There's a jungle in me pants! / Where did ye all go?
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Thirty hammocks swing / to the rhythm o' the sea / nursery o' the damned.
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Sweet manatee song / Just like The Justin Bieber / sans the hair helmet.
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Weasel-greased fingers / me grasp o' cannonball slips / "Oh! ME FRIGGIN' TOE!!!"
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Pirate hopes and dreams! / To get some "bouncy-bouncy" / sans the "jimmy-rot."
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Always sage advice: / "The best tool for ear piercin' / is not a cannon."
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Yer leg's gone gammy. / It's got to go. Here's yer peg. / Now, stop yer squirming!
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
Today's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Ghosties and Ghoulies / Halloween Kings and Foolies / Pirates still RULE-ies! (See? I can force rhyme.)
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's very special pirate haiku (or "VESPIKU"): Election today. / I vote meself for Cap'n. / Vote for me - "OR ELSE!"
»
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (Or "Pi-Ku"): My new treasure map. / Purchased via TV ad. / "X sold separately."
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Me fashion footwear; / Hosiery with pirate flair. / Me stripey socks rule!
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or, "Pi-Ku"): Me fists and forehead / percussion tools for debate / drivin' me points home.
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): More flippers than fins. / You float - suspended by love / and much body fat. (Manatee Relections)
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's special solstice pirate haiku (or SPESOLPIKU): Winter rituals / for a piratey solstice / covered in goat pee.
thecapnslappy Cap'n Slappy
This mornin's pirate haiku (or "Pi-Ku"): Me biography. / "How Jolly Was Me Roger?" / (Not for the wee ones.)
No comments:
Post a Comment